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Old 08-02-2010, 10:33 PM
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dear universe,
does that "oh damn, spoke too soon." feeling ever truly go away?
curious,
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Old 08-07-2010, 11:41 PM
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Dear Universe...

Very funny. I blew my new nutrition plan all week and in return you made me run like a crazy person walking, rushing, walking, helping someone move (up 2.5 flights of stairs btw) and so by the end of it... I think we're even... calorically speaking.


But the eye goop thing? Gotta stop. Last time my eyes got like this I ended up with a MAJOR sinus infection and had to miss work because my eyes were so full of crap I could hardly open them.

I have no desire to repeat that experience... it sucked. It was painful and funky feeling and I can't afford to miss work. So stop it right now.

That is all.

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Old 08-15-2010, 09:17 AM
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Dear Universe,

A little help here please?? Can you either give me both a mind and soul that don't have such a hard time working for someone else, doing their things, without feeling like I'm wasting my life away, or help me find a way to develop some kind of creative talent (this is my favorite option) so I have an outlet, something to keep me afloat. Or even just turn me into a rock star. Seriously. Ok or not. (hahaha yes I still harbor those kind of desires).
Have you ever heard of this book: "48 days to the work you love."

You can get it on Amazon at a decent price.
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Old 08-15-2010, 02:14 PM
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oh you know I thought there was a dear universe thread.

Also thanks for the book tip! I'll see if they have it at the library. I currently have no job :(
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Old 08-19-2010, 04:04 PM
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I get the dear universe and the dear_____ confused so I just post wherever.
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Old 08-23-2010, 07:57 PM
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Dear Universe,

Yes, it is absolutely HILARIOUS that my fabulous new sinusitis and the ensuing inflammation in my ears makes me DIZZY and Nauseated each and every time I make a noise. Really. The irony of that happening during my job where I'm on the telephone carrying 80% of every conversation is just fabulous.

Fuck you Universe, I find your sense of irony perverse and cruel. Blow me.


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Old 08-31-2010, 03:22 PM
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Dear Universe,

Thank you.

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Old 09-02-2010, 09:25 PM
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Dear universe,

bite me. Seriously. fucking bite me.

I spent almost 2 years as a functional person. 2 years. And after Monday I thought that I really would be able to tackle all the crap I'd shoved aside and finally move through it.

So why the fuck have I now had 2 panic attacks in two days? Why? This seems pointless and counterproductive... oh and on top of that ... it fucking sucks.

So yeah, fucking bite me.

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